"Hello sir.." Bianca said to the man she assumed to be a golfer.

"Try New Smith's Cheese flavoured Toothpaste today!" He beamed.

"..." She didn't say.

"I'm going to go over there now..." she informed, as she ran away.

"It's Cheese-tastic!" He lobbed back.


"What was with that guy?" She inquired of Sam.

"Try VisiGerm Today! One spray and you'll see how digustingly unhygenic your house really is, you slob! Now comes in three varieties. Lemon Scent, Pine Fresh and Crusty Vomit!" He blatantly suggested.



...I was better off with Horace... Where'd he get to...I hope he's ok.... she wondered out of a desire to have some sense of normality...